Are you a total idiot???

I am frequently amazed at how stupid some people are. Not just your run-of-the-mill stupid, such as forgetting your gym card every time you go to the gym, doing an entire International Dinner's worth of shopping and then getting to register and realizing you didn't bring your wallet, or leaving the faucet on in the plugged laundry basin for 20 minutes while your laundry and mud rooms flood and it rains in your basement. (All of the previously mentioned being my doing)

I'm talking every day, common sense stupid. Every day I log onto Yahoo, which happens to be our home page and just about every other day the featured story is a "good things to know" piece. And every other day, I get sucked into clicking the link and proceed to wonder who in the hell the people are who've gotten through every day of their sad lives without knowing the information.

Articles in the past...

How to burn 500 calories?
Yahoo Answer: Take a spinning class.
Idiot's response: "OOOHHHHH....so I need to EXERCISE to lose weight. That's news to me!"

How to be more organized?
Yahoo Answer: File paperwork.
Idiot's response - "What's a file? Where's the Yahoo article on that?"

How to save money?
Yahoo Answer: Skip the daily latte.
Idiot's response: "But it's only $4 a day. That's not going to add up to anything."


Today's informative article featured the world's worst sandwiches. Is our country really that STUPID to need a list of eatery sandwiches that are bad for our health? One of the winners: Atlanta Bread Company Turkey Bacon Rustica. Who is the schmuck who looked at the menu and thought that was a healthy alternative to other selections? Does said blockhead not know that BACON is bad for you? Does this person go to Burger King and opt for the fried chicken sandwich slathered in mayo because, well....it's chicken, and chicken is good for you?

UGH. Common sense folks, common sense.