I really hate this "holiday". It serves absolutely no purpose except to make total asses out of everyone. While I think some of the harmless pranks would be fun to pull, I would never EVER dream of pulling them on my dearest better half. Although he is the funniest man I know, his sense of humor regarding being the butt of a joke is non-existant. And any prank that I could think of (or was brought up to me) would not go over well.
Telling him I'm pregnant. (Probable Reaction: Joy then overwhelming anxiety because his employer just handed down the shittiest of all shitty health care plans)
Taping the spray head of the kitchen faucet so it would shoot at him when he turned the water on. (Probable Reaction: "Water intrusion is nothing to joke around about, Amanda.")
Saran Wrap on the toilet seat (Probable Reaction: An hour of him angrily scrubbing the floor and toilet followed by a trip to the local hardware store to find something suitable for cleaning pee splatters off of drywall)
Dumping cold water over the shower doors. (Probable Reaction: Flailing about which would result in him losing his footing and come crashing through the glass doors, falling on top of all the shards and then being rushed to the emergency room.)
No, none of these things would do. He is a good sport about most stuff, but why would I pull anything on him that I wouldn't want pulled on myself???
April Fools Day is just silly.
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