Friday, May 15, 2009

Random Thoughts for the Day

How do dandelions grow over night? Imagine if your hair grew that fast.

Why do I have my endless layering tank tops hanging in my closet when they just get covered up? No one will know if they have fold marks while under something else. And why do I hang them when I so desperately need hangars for my pants? Why do I need more room in my own walk in closet?

Why do all the children I've ever come in contact with use the word "mines" instead of "mine"?

Why do so many people care about John and Kate Plus 8? Why would she admit in "People" magazine their marriage is in trouble? Get rid of the cameras and raise your children instead of worrying about your gigantic paycheck and freebies. One day, they will resent you.

Why would someone who goes to the hospital for a twisted ankle get news she's pregnant? I've never gone in for strep throat and had to take a urine test.

Why do people put those stupid gazing balls in their gardens/yards? It just looks lame. Just like those garden accents made to look like a large woman's girdled behind. Just don't do it.

Why are we the only ones with Round-Up resistant weeds? Die, weeds, die!!!

Why is children's outdoor plastic play equipment so expensive? It's PLASTIC. And if you don't sell it when your kid outgrows it, do you recycle it????

2 comments:

Midwest Miscellany said...

The twisted ankle/hospital/pregnant thing ... if you're referring to the Office, I thought it was because she was supposed to get an x-ray and they asked her if she had recent x-rays, could be pregnant, etc. I suppose they made her pee and tested before x-raying.

If you're not referring to The Office, this was a wasted comment :-)

Jessica Ryan said...

Amen to Jon and Kate... get off the TV and onto the couch for Chrissake!...and yes, recycle outdoor toys... here we leave 'em curbside and they get snatched up. It's how a got a play house for Alexander too!