Saturday, May 30, 2009

Banner Ad Irony

For your reading pleasure, I added the banner ads to the righthand side of this blog. Why would I, always so considerate, torture you with these calls to buy shit you don't need or want, or never knew existed? Because I can make money, of course. I've made a whole 3 cents so far. Jump back brothas and sistas...it's all mine. I ain't sharing my vast fortune.

Today, these 2 spectacular trashy ads appear:

Catch Cheating Husbands
Record Emails, IMs & Chat Messages. Easy to Use. "Free Trial!"

Unsatisfied Married Women
These Women are Dying for a Real Man to Satisfy their Needs


WTF!? At first, I was highly offended. I know nothing I've written about my dearest husband would lead the online search engines to assume that I am an unfaithful whore, or that he is a cheating pig.

And then I realized I have yet one more reason to despise John Edwards. I posted about his infidelity and now my fine blog is tarnished with ads equivalent to late night 900 numbers.

Edwards, sleep with one eye open. I may trim your hair while sleeping. And I don't even possess a beautician's license.

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