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WTF.
Showing posts with label blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blog. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Banner Ad Irony
For your reading pleasure, I added the banner ads to the righthand side of this blog. Why would I, always so considerate, torture you with these calls to buy shit you don't need or want, or never knew existed? Because I can make money, of course. I've made a whole 3 cents so far. Jump back brothas and sistas...it's all mine. I ain't sharing my vast fortune.
Today, these 2 spectacular trashy ads appear:
Catch Cheating Husbands
Record Emails, IMs & Chat Messages. Easy to Use. "Free Trial!"
Unsatisfied Married Women
These Women are Dying for a Real Man to Satisfy their Needs
WTF!? At first, I was highly offended. I know nothing I've written about my dearest husband would lead the online search engines to assume that I am an unfaithful whore, or that he is a cheating pig.
And then I realized I have yet one more reason to despise John Edwards. I posted about his infidelity and now my fine blog is tarnished with ads equivalent to late night 900 numbers.
Edwards, sleep with one eye open. I may trim your hair while sleeping. And I don't even possess a beautician's license.
Today, these 2 spectacular trashy ads appear:
Catch Cheating Husbands
Record Emails, IMs & Chat Messages. Easy to Use. "Free Trial!"
Unsatisfied Married Women
These Women are Dying for a Real Man to Satisfy their Needs
WTF!? At first, I was highly offended. I know nothing I've written about my dearest husband would lead the online search engines to assume that I am an unfaithful whore, or that he is a cheating pig.
And then I realized I have yet one more reason to despise John Edwards. I posted about his infidelity and now my fine blog is tarnished with ads equivalent to late night 900 numbers.
Edwards, sleep with one eye open. I may trim your hair while sleeping. And I don't even possess a beautician's license.
Friday, January 9, 2009
This is SO me
So I started this blog with the best intentions. I was going to update it regularly so that all my peeps would know what is happening in my life, my family's life, etc. I started off with a gusto....several posts hammered out in the first day, a few closely following. And, just like a lot of other things in my life, I stopped. Just like that. Obsessed at first, then totally disinterested.
It's not that I don't have anything to say. It's actually quite the opposite. My son gets his jabber-jaws from me. The last month has been so busy and lots of cool stuff has happened that I totally WANT to blog about. I just haven't gotten around to it. The holidays are very busy!
But I do have time to say this...WII is awesome. We're totally obsessed with it right now, which means next month, I'll stop playing it altogether.
It's not that I don't have anything to say. It's actually quite the opposite. My son gets his jabber-jaws from me. The last month has been so busy and lots of cool stuff has happened that I totally WANT to blog about. I just haven't gotten around to it. The holidays are very busy!
But I do have time to say this...WII is awesome. We're totally obsessed with it right now, which means next month, I'll stop playing it altogether.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
First Entry
So this is my first adventure in blogging. I always have so much to say and not enough time to do it, and while I enjoyed trying to keep up with Braeden's baby page, it just got to be so far behind and not as spontaneous as I'd like. So I figured I may as well give blogging a shot. We'll see how much I suck at this. ;)
I really need to figure out a way to go back and create post-dated entries as there are things I want to add from the past but I'm not sure I can. So, for now, I guess we will start today and move forward. Thanks for visiting, and enjoy...
I really need to figure out a way to go back and create post-dated entries as there are things I want to add from the past but I'm not sure I can. So, for now, I guess we will start today and move forward. Thanks for visiting, and enjoy...
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